Irish humor

Irish humor is sharp and to the point. Here are some funny sayings that are sure to bring a smile to all who read them. They make great gifts. Take a read through them for a few laughs.
Personalizing it for them is just another way to make your gift unique.

 


KWITCHERBELLYAKIN

(quit your belly aching)

#325

quit your belly aching quit your belly aching

An Irishman's Philosophy

In life, there are only two things to worry about... Either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, there is nothing to worry about, But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about... Either you will get well or you will die. If you get well, there is nothing to worry about,

But if you die, there are only two things to worry about... Either you will go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.

And if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends... You won’t have time to worry! #645 Irish humor

why worry why worry

Murphy's Law

Nothing is as easy as it looks. Everything takes longer than you expect. And if anything can go wrong, it will at the worst possible moment.

#344 Irish humor

Murphy's Law Murphy's Law

Do not resent

growing old, many are denied the privilege.

#381

Do not resent Do not resent

As you slide

down the bannister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.

#413

As you slide As you slide

Limping Blessing

May those who love us, love us and those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts and if He doesn't turn their hearts may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping.

#414

Limping Blessing Limping Blessing

Tis Himself

#432

Tis Himself Tis Himself

Tis Herself

#433

Tis Herself Tis Herself

The Legend of the Leprechaun

IF ON SOME MOONLIT NIGHT YOU HEAR A FAINT TAPPING SOUND, YOU'LL KNOW THE FAIRY SHOEMAKER IS SOMEWHERE CLOSE AROUND. AND SHOULD YOU CATCH A LEPRECHAUN HE MUST GIVE YOU HIS GOLD, THAT IS, IF YOU CAN HOLD HIM TIGHT THAT'S HOW THE STORY'S TOLD. SO WATCH, 'CAUSE MAYBE SOMEDAY ( IF A LEGEND CAN COME TRUE) THIS TRICKY LITTLE FELLA WILL APPEAR IN FRONT OF YOU!

#435

Legend of the Leprechaun Legend of the Leprechaun

IRISH DIPLOMACY

THE ABILITY TO TELL AMAN TO GO TO HELL IN SUCH A WAY THAT HE LOOKS FORWARD TO THE TRIP.

#444

IRISH DIPLOMACY IRISH DIPLOMACY

May you be in Heaven

half an hourbefore the devil knows you’'re dead.

Old Gaelic Blessing

#517

May you be in  Heaven May you be in  Heaven

Irish humor