Irish humor is sharp and to the point. Here are some funny sayings that are sure to bring a smile to all who read them. They make great gifts. Take a read through them for a few laughs.
Personalizing it for them is just another way to make your gift unique.
(quit your belly aching)
An Irishman's Philosophy
In life, there are only two things to worry about...
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, there is nothing to worry about,
But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about...
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about,
But if you die, there are only two things to worry about...
Either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
And if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy
shaking hands with all your friends...
You won’t have time to worry!
#645 Irish humor
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you expect.
And if anything can go wrong,
it will at the worst
#344 Irish humor
Do not resent
many are denied
As you slide
down the bannister of life,
may the splinters
in the wrong
May those who love us, love us
and those who don't love us,
may God turn their hearts
and if He doesn't turn their hearts
may he turn their ankles
so we'll know them by their limping.
The Legend of the Leprechaun
IF ON SOME MOONLIT NIGHT
A FAINT TAPPING SOUND,
YOU'LL KNOW THE FAIRY
IS SOMEWHERE CLOSE AROUND.
AND SHOULD YOU CATCH
HE MUST GIVE YOU HIS GOLD,
THAT IS, IF YOU CAN HOLD HIM TIGHT
THAT'S HOW THE STORY'S TOLD.
SO WATCH, 'CAUSE
( IF A LEGEND CAN COME TRUE)
THIS TRICKY LITTLE FELLA
WILL APPEAR IN FRONT OF YOU!
THE ABILITY TO TELL AMAN TO GO TO HELL IN SUCH A WAY THAT HE LOOKS FORWARD TO THE TRIP.
May you be in Heaven
half an hourbefore the devil knows you’'re dead.
Old Gaelic Blessing